Things I have learnt………..
Things I have learnt……..
1) That listening to the Bram Stokers Dracula audiobook while you drift off to sleep is a very bad thing. #nightmares.
2) That Shadowfax wine is the devils buttermilk. I propose the label below is placed immediately on all bottles.
‘Warning: This wine will taste smooth and delicious, you will crave more and you will drink more. Soon enough you will transform into an anarchic, free spirited and comedic genius version of you. The downside is you won’t remember any of it and you will not feel right for a week.’
3) Boris Johnson has become a bit of a hero of mine since the Olympics. Long may the eccentrics reign.