Where’s my book deal?
While I struggle tirelessly night after night writing, getting contacts and putting the finishing touches on my own book “reality” celebrities are get million dollar book signings. This infuriates me, the rage builds up under my skin and I stomp about thinking it’s all terribly unfair. But one thing infuriates me more… who the hell are buying these books??
What kind of people are we talking about here? The success of the next generation is being hung on readers of Paris Hilton and Kendra’s guide to being a mum. You may be thinking “don’t be stupid, its a small percentage of the population buying this drivel.” But I will respond with a simple fact. Snooki made the New York Times Best Sellers List. Yes, drink in the reality people…
Are you a minor celebrity who can’t even form a sentence? Doesnt matter, get your agent to enlist a ghost writer who can create the book of your dreams for a small fee and blissful anonymity. Use your boring life story add in a few paper thin characters, a sex scene and a finale where an ugly duckling transforms into a superstar and bobs your uncle.
There are so many bad examples to choose from but here are my pick of probably the worst ever sent to print.. I dare you to buy one!
I couldn’t leave you without sharing the book sleeve to our GTL guru The Situation. Yes, this guy is earning four times your salary.
This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it. “