Professional Reader

1. That the Australian spirit is extraordinary
2. That whether you believe in god or science, both will throw you unexpected catastrophe
3. That wearing happy colours lifts my spirit
4. That finally, after being bombarded with the 1millionth ad for Pro-Activ. The bastards have me broken and I am weak. On it’s way is my first month offer and for $29.99 monthly I will be beautiful. It comes with a free bag of paper thin promises of beautiful celebrity skin. I have learnt I am a sucker for a good ad campaign
5. That brave Qld boy Jordan Price has touched my heart and become my hero. Bless You